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Don't ask us why we did it. We just felt that our pointless opinions and trivial unimportant facts should be put to words. If anyone here has a problem or disagreement with anything displayed on this web page you can E-mail us at [email protected] And we will promptly to tell you to go fuck yourself with a running chainsaw but don't get me wrong, I would love to hear your pointless and ineffective complaints. On the other hand, if you have a compliment for us or simply quest for sex, then E-mail us anyway. Fukengruven is a partnership of two extraordinary minds with an acuity for the abnormal and off the wall. (The pics of the two forming this organization will be made available to the public shortly.) I David Jonathat Morrocco, one of the participating entities, do solemly swear to show you some of the most diverse, sick and morally discusting things on earth. And if I don't, then who fuckin cares. I (Paul Lamoreaux, the other comanding entity in this partnership) asure you that all the views expressed here, have been approved by the surgeon genral, and none of them under any circumstances should cause cancer of any kind, or cause inflamation of the foreskin. so sit back and enjoy. if not, then get the hell out of here and tell your friends. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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The Spot: On this spot I have placed a variety of pointles shit. Things we want to market: Helicopter Ejection Seats Submarine Screen Doors Dehydrated Water Sexual Fantasies: (If an women who meat the minimum requirement whould enjoy furfulling any of theese e-mail me.) Minimum Requirments Human Pulse Big Tits/Nice Ass Nice Face Dick Lips/Willing to give head Not overweight Abillity to put ankles behind ears Does not suffer from the following: Ghetto Booty Pancake Nipples Holster Hips And Downright Uglyness Filling my bathtub with Jell-O, setting a base speaker on it, and have nasty gratuitous sex. Have 200 women simuntaniously suck on every part of my body Being beaten to death with boobs covered in chocolate syrup Involves Zero Gravity and a Cirrcus Contortionist A toy i would really like to see made would be: Pickle Me Elmer | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Sperm: | Genitalia: Male: Lovesickle Mutton Dagger Old Blind Bob Giggle Stick Hanging Johnny Love Whistle Fishing Rod Tube Steak Uncle Dick Three Foot Penis Monster Tallywhacker Pecker Pocket Rocket One Eyed Trouser Trout Purple Latex Warior Ding Dong Penis Whacker Cave Carrot Sperm: Baby Batter Love Spackle Munchkin Mix Sailors Martini Penis Porridge Pecker Pudding G-Street Sidewalk Paint Boner Butter Masculine Mayo Cum Wadd Jizz Nut Splooge
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